300 word limit for abstract submission is so funny like "Please condense countless hours of your life into a couple tweets, you will be judged heavily for every missing detail :)"

Nobody’s life has ever been made better by a read receipt

If someone made me feel like the only girl in the world well I’d probably burst into tears! Where are all the other girls? What happened to them?

Nice that the seasonal decorations are being put up (Swedish Church advertisements for depression support)

My research does not have type 1 or type 2 error but a secret 3rd thing

Vampires are so dramatic like just wear sunscreen

I'm sorry what

The amount of energy/posts invested in chastising and or trying to encourage voting by extreme radicals who no longer do electoralism simply cannot be commensurate with the size of that block

“Those who are connected to WhatsApp (as opposed to Torah) “ is iconic

What's up fellow (((elephants in room))?

What's even happening anymore

Okay I know kashrut literally didn’t exit but Abraham baby this is still kinda wild

Late last night, UC told us they would not meet to negotiate with us today because they “could not find a space”, so we found some for them. “We’ve got space, show your face!” #UAWonStrike University of California

L o l for the all the physicians who made giving Grand Rounds about "The Importance of Med Twitter" their entire brand