Real world engineering...so much Excel, so little Matlab #WhyDidILearnMatlab

Dedication is de planing and sprinting through DIA in under 7 minutes to make your bus #letsgetthispartystarted

To the restaurant playing Christmas music: it is not winter and you need to stop

I really hope the IRS is okay with my 'Fake it 'til you make it' mentality, because that's all I got #taxes #yolo #adultlife

But seriously, why was there not a class on real life things. This would have been far more practical than Thermo

As a tax payer, I am begging the US government to hyperlink to the reference tax forms in their documents #getorganized

He has a point...in the real world, math most certainly is not as simple as 'plug-and-chug' #problemsolve #mathed x.com/TEDTalks/statu…

Sometimes, I pretend I'm invincible. Then, I touch a 500°F piece of metal and quickly return to reality #WhoNeedsThumbs

There's nothing like $1.3 billion to motivate you to buy your first #Powerball ticket #MayTheOddsBeEverInYourFavor

Today I learned that I have to glue myself to something approximately 12 times before I exercise patience #struggleisreal

@taylorguss the best things fall together right after everything has fallen apart

There is nothing quite like starting vacation with the bang of someone backing into you in the Target parking lot #NotCoolSoccerMom

.Amazon How is today, July 12th, a prime day? 12 is divisible by 2, 3, 4, and 6. #PrimeNumbers #Confused #Math #AmazonPrimeDay

They told me to tweet this. #iheartimprov

Clutch move, Carl #iheartimprov

Pick up your hanky pankies...#iheartimprov

How about backwards #iheartimprov

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