imtiaz ali dropped this before transition was thing!

your opp isn't a person, it's removing mascara after you come back home

Got to know today that my dad was basically broke during his MBA cuz he spent most of his allowance on calls so that he could talk to my mom LIKE BHAI EVEN MY PARENTS ARE REMINDING ME HOW BITCHLESS I AM

our maid's boyfriend calls her every day to remind her to eat lunch while he's out doing hard labor, and you think that lappu sa sachin on the teams call with mic and camera turned off is too busy to answer in 24 HOURS?

Riksha wale bhaiya got no chill

I just want an internship man

Is this the new best Artist Producer duo?

Koi keh raha hai Government theek hai Koi keh raha hai PTI theek hai lekin Haqeeqat ye hai kei Naara Awaam da Bajwa Haraam da

Jo Marzi keh lo end pr baat yehi hai kei Koi ap se pyaar kyun hi krega?

A young couple came to my office for their child’s admission last week. I interviewed the parents and assessed the child. Today they came back and said “we want our child to be in your school because we really like your ‘vibe’. Millennial and Gen Z parents are so cool.

how do yall avoid uncle aunties asking your salary

Its been almost a year since I moved to Chicago still can’t believe how fast time flies by

I miss regal chowk k dahi bhallay, yummy boy k chowmein, romi k chicken chili dry JJ ka fish fillet with garlic and mushroom sauce mujhe ghar wapis jana hai

adulting is hard, i hate to choose between my future or a concert..😔

Aik saal hogya hai anday wala burger khaye hoa. I miss it so much.