I promised my Wife that I would have 2 drinks and be home by 10… I always get those numbers mixed up.

I don’t know man, seeing a Madea movie in 2025 and clicking “Play” on it is really a choice.

Stages of life: 1. Birth 2. You gotta be fucking kidding me 3. Death

35 is a very dangerous age to be unemployed in South Africa 😩

This therapy can miss me

you can be anything. be the person who ends meetings early.

kumnandi ukphuma ebafaneni.

I hope y'all not mistaking my silence for a person who's moving in silence,I'm simply speechless cause ke bona masepa.

i don’t care what anyone says, flying cockroaches should be wild animals.😭😭😭

i hope i don’t marry someone who comes home and ruins everyone’s mood. i hope i don’t become someone who comes home and everyone’s mood is ruined.

Mina I say we just storm into parliament, sibashaye bonke

Can Zimbabweans and the rest please go to Botswana?😭

The only thing hurting my feelings right now is my account balance 😭😭

One of the worst feelings is looking at someone you love and telling yourself it's time to walk away.

Guys, there are dresses meant for guests, and there are dresses meant for brides!! It's not your day. You don't need to try and outshine the bride!!

Real ones know why it’s a great idea to have teams on your phone 🙂‍↕️

Post groove depression is genuinely the worst bruh

Nah, as soon as you send me a sticker you just challenged me.

There are places you go to knowing you have to carry ID: Traffic department, Home Affairs, Clinics/Hospitals, Banks.... Let's not act like it's a random stop and search....

Sabc 1 needs to bring back "friends like these" sesikhulile and sifuna ukuya e-Mauritius nathi😭😭