Peace out, Ms. Malone and happy retirement! We will miss you and the laughs you bring us. Thank you for all your years of service. ✌️

The Penguins have signed Will O'Neill, Ryan Haggerty, Patrick McGrath and Cam Brown for the 2018-19 season: wbspenguins.com/2018/07/09/one…

Happy birthday best friend! Thank goodness we’re both going to psu because idk what I’d do without you! Hope you have the best day ever love you!♥️🔞

Squirrels on college campuses are crazy ninjas who WILL attack you for food. Lesson learned.

Hot off the press: GIRLS SOCCER BROKE PARKLAND’S 70 GAME CONFERENCE WIN STREAK

Great win over an undefeated Easton team. Goals by Lily Schmitt and @lindsayphi11ips. Another stellar performance by alexa ryan in goal.

My son looking like the cutest mailman in all of Htown 🎃🎃

the episode of spongebob when he procrastinates writing his essay and is only capable of writing the word 𝖙𝖍𝖊 & eventually burns his house down really foreshadowed college

I’m sick to my stomach. Congress just excluded one of the poorest demographics from the largest economic stimulus package in the history of the world. Are you a college student whose parents still claim you as a dependent? Well you get absolutely nothing from the stimulus bill.

Mascot Bracket East Region Sweet 16 #6 Syracuse Athletics vs #10 @GoPSUSports Otto The Orange #OrangeNation Nittany Lion #WeAre

some NEWS: I broke nearly two years of vegetarianism to try Kansas CIty BBQ today, and folks I hate to report it was 100% worth it.

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!