Tilly is playing at her cousin Easton’s house and every time he comes near her, she screams. So “plays well with others” will not be listed on her resume

Only at a Nebraska football tailgate can you eat 5 red hotdogs followed up by “I can’t eat another, I’m saving room for a Runza during the game”

🚨 BLOCKED PUNT TOUCHDOWN 🚨

How will my iCloud storage withstand if we have a second child? I take 900 pictures of my baby every day and delete one of them.

She may look like me at that age, but she’s all her dad. The girl runs on beef sticks, blueberries and giggles. She’s my best friend and the thought of her turning one in a week is so bittersweet.🥹😭

Don’t blink. 🥹 Happy Birthday Tilly, you make all my days better. 🖤

Sitting in the Minneapolis airport waiting area for our flight to Sioux Falls is like a large midwestern reunion of sorts.

I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving except for Iowa fans.

BEAT IOWA

Anyone else walk in their toddlers room to find poop has leaked out of their diaper onto all the bedding and there they sit just reading a book that they reached through the crib bars to grab off the bookshelf? Or just me? 😅😅

DOWN GOES IOWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyone else’s husband turn into a doomsday prepper when it snows or just mine? Dude is practically planning to eat beans out of a can for a week.

Tate & Tilly are playing in the living room while I workout and they didn’t hear me come back upstairs, so I’m quietly folding laundry hoping they don’t notice I’m done. Is this motherhood? 😅

I am literally so tired of hearing the words “supply chain shortages”.

Tilly has a pretty decent vocabulary these days and has just recently learned “no” and boy, while it’s definitely funny when she says it to her dad, its not that funny when she says it to me 😅

There are two key phrases to get Tilly to cooperate with me. 1. We can go see a puppy! 2. We can get a cookie! Typically neither of these things happen but it gets her to put some shoes on 💁🏻‍♀️

is everyone getting more annoying or am i just getting angrier

Me riding around in our truck “wtf are all these people staring at, take a picture” Also me *forgets we drive a 6 door truck* 💁🏻‍♀️

I think if we didn't have injuries to our starting QB, RB1, RB2, WR1, WR2, DE, LB, Safety, and if we had better players at every position we would be in this game

Pitt Scores and it sounds like a YMCA middle school basketball crowd with a smattering of claps Nebraska scores and it sounds like it’s Volleyball Day in front of 92,000 at Memorial Stadium again