Hey, girl, are you a 1000-piece puzzle because you need someone else to complete you and you're annoying as fuck.

He died doing what he loves... ~Waiting for that loan to go through...

Not to brag, but I apparently broke too many hearts recently...

Every day presents an opportunity to fuck something up. Good talk.

May I please have my filet rare with a Tampon pls?

If you repeat a lie often enough, you start to believe it’s the truth.

Don’t hold back. Say the things you want to say. Do the things you want to do. Go to places you want to go to. Our time here is short. Make the most of it.

No act of kindness is ever too small. Even the little things matter.

After we both have spoken We’re both a little less broken

Those who know Know

Stay home, stay safe humans 🙏🏻

Are you really Thankful or just hoping you’ll be Thanked?

If you wake up to pee, don't "take a second" to check Twitter. It's a trap.

If my bra ever matches my panties, I’m having an affair.

Don't let people who have talked themselves out of their dreams talk you out of yours.

Happy international women’s day to all you loving crazy chicks out there!!!

What kind of fucking psychopath joins social media to be social?