i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer

me: bye him: bye me: u f**kin joking

be the person your youth group self would have feared the most

T*ylor Swift is literally immune from slaying. Living proof that you can be the number one recording artist of all time and never once serve

stranger: is this snake poisonous? us: nah fam, stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth* us: it’s venomous tho

This is torture???

sunshine just increases my power. im having a fun drink. im doing errands. im listening to 2008 pop hits. im unstoppable

an angel who fell from heaven

“COMA” lol fantastic. Love that.

Think I’m gonna get into owls now.. they seem rad as fuck

Smells like potential.

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this

“no rush but im ready to dip whenever u are”

My poor reMarkable pen 😭 I’m a menace