oh. it’s a meme nod to the pattern.

see you all this saturday. now ft. Ikechukwu Ufomadu, ritam and Annabel Meschke + Sabina Meschke

politician STUNS electorate by campaigning on SOLVING problems they CARE about

hotel art thief show tonight

the "let me say slurs" coalition is fracturing

texting my boys: he woulda been fine if he played it cool texting my gf: imagine if we got exposed…as coldplay fans 🤪 texting my enemy: he reminds me of u bc one day the whole world will know who u really are bozo texting my landlord: leg exploded; need 2 weeks 4 rent

I feel so bad for all those AI-generated algorithms that have to sort through all those AI-generated applications and send out all those AI-generated rejection emails

I love accidentally tapping on an ad and going straight to the app store. when it happens I’m like yeah. this feels really good. this is where I’m meant to be now

20 intrusive regrets vs. 1 me trying to fall asleep

not what I meant, but still good to know

it’s for when the new york times tells me to kill a lantern fly