"wow ur so mature for ur age" thanks it was the trauma lol

Premeds who don’t think healthcare is a human right are just business majors who can do science

I am not selling my body. I am selling photography of my body. If a photographer sells you a photo of a tree, he is not selling the actual tree. He is selling a photo of the tree. The tree is still there, being a tree. The tree loses nothing when that photo is purchased.

im sorry that my ass is fat & you’re so mad

It’s the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought w/o accepting it.

What the f

I have roughly 87 unread/answered texts on any given basis since I’ve been working full time

Fuck the mother fucker that ever thought putting st cars into a major city was remotely logical

Good reviews to my airpods that happened to survive my accidental washer and dryer experiment and live to tell the tail

travel!!! your money will return, but your time won’t

I like people who only make me say it once.

The girls that have bible quotes in there bio but attend veld are the same as the ones w a private profile and a link to vsco- what a breed

If I pass you driving and you have a mask on that’s all I need to know about you

Idk why the sun doesn’t take more hits for “vitamin D” jokes

Like vitamin dick obviously- as per my last tweet

Get tanned or die trying