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It must be really sad to be Elon Musk and have to hoard hundreds of billions of dollars so everyone around you tells you you're right about everything and a total genius. I'm broke as hell and I get that shit for free.

Really pleased that we've abolished standards for presidential nominations and looking forward to being appointed US ambassador to the UN by President Ocasio-Cortez on the grounds that "I'm not internationally known but I'm known to rock a microphone"

No it's not, and you'd know that if you traveled a lot, which I do. I've flown internationally many many times over four decades and it's only ever happened to me once, in Kenya, because my passport's spine was cracked. I wasn't even detained, just had to sit in an office.

But not until after I'm made UN ambassador and announce my clear and present intention to "diplomatically kick out the jams, motherfuckers"

Go fuck yourself in a Taco Bell's septic tank, Nazi apologist cunt, I didn't ask you to take your lips off your Führer's shrivelled cock long enough to bother me with your witless bootlicking bullshit, go rot in Hell with the rest of the traitorous scum.

I think you need to shut the fuck up, you Nazi weeb, nobody asked your waifu to tell you your opinion so you could share it with grownups

You can't even spell bitch, you ignorant cunt, and you'd think you'd have learned by now after seeing your mommy write it on your birthday cakes every year since you were born.

Detain my balls with your uvula, Cotswolds Mosley

If you arrested everyone on earth who's going to do the Funky Chicken the day that Donald Trump chokes on his last hamberder and returns to whatever pit in Hell spawned him in the first place, you'd need a prison the size of Greenla- HEY, WAIT A SECOND bbc.com/news/articles/…

Me: Hey, Grok, who did that 80s song "Somebody's Watching Me"? Grok: Can we really call King Leopold II of Belgium's rampage through the Congo an actual genocide or was he merely a racist colonialist? In this essay, I will

Oh no. Who could have guessed it. How could this happen without anyone noticing. It's definitely surprising and not at all a thing that anyone had tried to warn people about. theguardian.com/us-news/2025/m…

Matt was a colleague and occasional editor of mine for over twenty years. We had a complicated relationship, but I think that was true of a lot of people. But he didn't deserve this. theguardian.com/us-news/2025/m…