WHERE THE FUCK'S MY TAPE MEASURE I've been searching for like a day if I've visited you recently and left a tape measure please let me know

Charlie is enjoying the stream, Jym .

I don't know what happens in Despicable Me 4 but these Happy Meal tins are not encouraging me to find out

Wilde nuzzle

Birds keep shitting on my doorstep, but this time it's literally splattered up my front door like a bird has properly diarrhoea'd everywhere and I'd be more annoyed if it wasn't so funny

I don't want you all to think I read the Sun I was just linked to ONE ARTICLE but... pay to reject? Surely this isn't legal??

WE DID IT thank you for supporting the fox races It hasn't been easy streaming popping foxes for an hour or so every other day for the last week but we made it I hope this inspires you all to follow your dreams as long as they're not very hard and you can do them in a week

I'M AT MEGAPLEX but only on Bluesky see my funny picture of a wizard over there bsky.app/profile/jymfox…

I better go superviral for this...

I'm not back I just desperately needed to retweet that Simpsons edit it's actually incredible

SHITTER TWEETS ARE DEAD LONG LIVE SHITTER TWEETS get over to bluskie for the new generation they have video now bsky.app/profile/jymfox…