Not Linda saying Armani needs to tone it down then delivering this line as if she’s in a particularly bad episode of Hollyoaks. ICON 😂 #TheTraitors

Lorraine Kelly did not host her own show this morning, with Ranvir Singh stepping in. #Lorraine has hosted 0 episodes out of 1 (0%) this year. Ranvir has hosted 1 episode.

I wish Neil Young had used language that didn’t encourage the anti-BBC right. The “corporate control” amounted to BBC wanting to show more of his set than five songs. It wasn’t about culture. It was him being ornery

Unreal

While serving as a stand-in presenter for a major UK radio station, I claimed to have visited the wall on the land border between Italy and Turkey. I claimed this despite these countries have no land border whatsoever, as they are separated by a distance of more than 1000km.

Hands up if you had the Covid vaccine and are here to see 2025 🤚

Picked up a potted tree someone had already chucked out into the street in Tooting. Now repotted and saved from landfill.

Look who just slid in to our DMs.

RATINGS! Consolidated figures for Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl on BBC One this week officially set it as the most watched film broadcast on UK TV in 25 YEARS with an astonishing 16.2 MILLION viewers! #WallaceAndGromit

I see world's richest man Elon Musk has within the last 24 hours on this social media platform which he owns sought to interfere in our judicial decisions, our political processes, our domestic inquiries, our political parties, our elected leaders etc - you all fine with that?

Called it.😉

“Premiere” 👀

Further evidence, if needed, that Elon Musk knows next to nothing about the UK and its political system.

Our #PedestrianPound research shows that that people who walk or wheel to do their shopping spend more money and pedestrianised high streets see bigger sales. Could walking be the answer to struggling high streets in 2025? theguardian.com/business/2025/…

I’m boycotting Glastonbury… for an hour