This is spot on.

I'm beginning to wonder if having administrative skills is actually a detriment to pastoral ministry.

I have seen the word "martyr" used quite a bit this past week. Honest question with that: When does someone become a "martyr"? Asking specifically for Lutherans, but open to any other tradition's definitions.

Who is the idiot who couldn't sit on his hands and made stupid facebook posts? This guy. Woof!

The Amos reading mentioned drinking wine from bowls and anointing yourself with oil, and I didn't even think to bring up Diddy parties in the sermon until after worship. Andrew Cheyne Scott Swanson , I am sorry that I let you down.

Preacher went over again...tsk tsk tsk

You need more Otis Redding in your life

Some days all the punches land, other days you preach garbage but they still celebrate pastor appreciation day. It's all grace, folks. It's all grace.

Andrew Root's books are like horror movies for pastors. Intensely interesting and nightmare inducing.

My six year old: Did God just have extra clay from making Adam and that is why Eve got breasts?

I think I'm going with Jacob = Saul Goodman/Jimmy McGill from "Better Call Saul"/"Breaking Bad". Whaddya think, preachers?

Here's my annual plea to the lectionary powers that be: Can we please get a 3 year option for Reformation Sunday and not reuse the same readings over and over?

Woah. Couldn't help but make this meme. Thanks to Florida Data Geek ✝️🇺🇦

There is something that has to be unnerving about learning that people were willing to pay $21 million dollars just to fire you....

🌽🏈 Not that they probably had this ready to go much sooner than today, but here’s the video!

"Under contract" means a totally different thing when you're talking about a person instead of a house.

Being a pastor is confusing. In the same day, I am challenged by linguistic artistry, organizational execution, counseling acumen, academic rigor, and a bunch of other skill sets. And yet, it's the best confusion I know.

God is a funny guy. He gives me a sermon I really want to preach on a Sunday when hardly anyone is going to be in church. But Christmas Eve? That thing is going to stink, y'all.