4th of July has been canceled due to a shortage of Independence for women.

Dads and 90s kids, here's a fact: We had it so good with SportsCenter and we didn't know it.... How could we? We didn't know what was on the horizon that would try to take it down: first, league passes and TiVo and DirecTV... then the Internet and social media and YouTube...

NOT A DRAG QUEEN, A PASTOR

Human hot dogs meet their king

(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.

The dictionary definition of “Nobody asked for this”

When Louisiana's Governor vetoed a bill to ban gender-affirming care for minors I read the 6 page veto letter he sent to Speaker of the House of Representatives. The bill was called "Stop Harming Our Kids Act" which the Governor said was ironic because "that is precisely what it

Why must a college graduate who chose to forgo becoming a farmer be responsible for paying farm subsidies?

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

So the sphere thing turned on last night…

If you want to continue seeing the occasional rants, jameswedding on the 🧵.

Cheers y’all. I’m deleting the bird off my phone. I’ll still lurk on the desktop, but much, much less.

Yep. Still no bird on the phone, and my resting heart rate is better for it. Seeing the feed on my desktop just makes my skin crawl.

Hey healow health You are sending me someone's updates and have allowed me access to their account. Probably should have verified that email address before you started sending out information.