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jocelyn

@jwbt__

writer, maker of TV, funny fat friend. she/her.

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calendar_today07-10-2010 05:24:11

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was trying to imagine who would be excited by Hillary tweeting about Barbie and then i went on instagram and it turns out it's a lot of white women from Kelowna

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what a loss, my heart goes out to those who fought to keep this place alive and we’re all waiting to see what you do next 🙏

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naysayers convinced me Mr and Mrs Smith would be bad but Maya Erksine prevails and Donald Glover is smoking hot and i have no notes so far (episode three)

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America is wrong about so many things but two things that work are the speed limits and the fact that you can buy beers at the drugstore

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this is marketed as a “this could happen to anyone” story but i tell you it absolutely would not happen to me because i have the critical thinking capacity of a human adult thecut.com/article/amazon…

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after being on a couple of wait lists for months i think i finally found a great therapist and i know this bc in one hour she identified a very Crucial Truth about me that has knocked me on my ass

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deleting twitter off my phone in an attempt to extricate myself from its clutches pls text me if you see anything funny