nothing matters but love. please RT.

well at least one thing they got right this year was Sandra Hüller best actress (and she should win)

was trying to imagine who would be excited by Hillary tweeting about Barbie and then i went on instagram and it turns out it's a lot of white women from Kelowna

she did more acting in this scene than in all of Barbie

some stereotypes about fat people are true. i really do love cartoonishly big sandwiches

what a loss, my heart goes out to those who fought to keep this place alive and we’re all waiting to see what you do next 🙏

how the fuck did you know

naysayers convinced me Mr and Mrs Smith would be bad but Maya Erksine prevails and Donald Glover is smoking hot and i have no notes so far (episode three)

❤️

this is how i feel about Funko pops

i’m gonna trip any loser i see in the Apple goggles

i miss circles i have so much Taylor hate to spew

I just heard Marnie Michael’s original single “What I Am” played over the radio in a Palm Desert H&M

America is wrong about so many things but two things that work are the speed limits and the fact that you can buy beers at the drugstore

this is marketed as a “this could happen to anyone” story but i tell you it absolutely would not happen to me because i have the critical thinking capacity of a human adult thecut.com/article/amazon…

after being on a couple of wait lists for months i think i finally found a great therapist and i know this bc in one hour she identified a very Crucial Truth about me that has knocked me on my ass

drunk on natty wine and SCREAMING the plot of A Knight’s Tale at the function

Hope Sloop the british: the irish:

deleting twitter off my phone in an attempt to extricate myself from its clutches pls text me if you see anything funny