Why in the world would the Dolphins ever have changed their uniforms? Why?

Dear God - let the Dolphins get off to a good start and take control of this game. God:

It’s raining!

New retirement plan - join the NBA then make an OnlyFans page.

That Fire Me Up skit on ESPN is so cringe and awkward. It’s so bad it makes me angry. lol

Sign in the crowd at South Carolina Gameday that says “Cock Tua.” lol

This one might go in the HOF. 😭

MSU beat MSU today. Memphis State beat Mid State. Get them out of the #ACC. 😂😂😂😂

Is Ben Roethlisberger the Georgia defensive coordinator?

he’s gonna have his brother sexually assaulting people next

Brian Callahan after the latest Will Levis maniac play: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing??"

These refs are a joke. You see worse holding every single play and they decide to call that?

lol Serratore. Flowers absolutely said he caught the ball - even before he got off the ground.

That pick will hurt Lamar Jackson’s stat line, but it was 100% on Rashod Bateman. Hit him in both hands and the ball just bounces right off.

They just said - and I quote - “It gets really hard when Derrick Henry starts grinding on you.”

Harbaugh has thrown the challenge flag. We’re not even going to check the replay as this confirms the catch was made.

Crazy pass interference call.

Congratulations Raiders. Side Judge gifted you the win.

MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

Me: God please don’t let the Ravens blow another 10 point lead and lose. God: