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Almost 9:00am. Gotta go out to the porch for my Monday morning frozen pea fight with Rich across the street. He’s gonna hate it this time, I got a new slingshot and my aim has really improved. See y’all later. Wish me luck.

If I do leave because Elon makes this place too toxic, I will likely give CounterSocial a look. Some others here I’ve chatted with have mentioned good things about it.

$10,000 per day adds up fast… x.com/i/events/15186…

We should start our own social media platform, we could call it homies!

It’s official. Elon has purchased Twitter.

Hi Elon, I hear you’re real big on the 1st amendment. Anyways, the 1st amendment gives me the right to tell you to fuck off.

Um, because his entire name is only 3 syllables and they can read it?

Which one of Trumps chins weighs more? I think it’s the fourth one.

It felt necessary.

Today, there should be a mass blockage of Elon Musk

I’m tired of people telling me that something is allowed because it’s an amendment. I know, I get it, but isn’t the precise definition of an amendment to change something?

So, I’ll give it some time to see what pig vomit, I mean Elon, does to Twitter, then I may or may not head over to CounterSocial.

“Dad, please don’t, you’re past the skateboarding age, you’ve gonna hurt yourself.” “Here, hold my Ensure.”

My Tarot Card reading didn’t go well… Lady: “A lot of your problems seem to be your own fault” Me: “Bitch, you better re-shuffle them cards”

This weather is ridiculous! Hot, cold, hot, cold, hot, cold. My nipples are exhausted.

The Lions are trending. The Detroit Lions. I didn’t know Detroit still had a pro team. They even have uniforms.

Becky bought a Bidet. I’m tweeting this while a stream of water shoots up my butt, it’s really soothing. I’m gonna tweet here more often.

Today in 1917, the amazing Ella Fitzgerald was born.

Why would anyone pay $46 Billion for an app you can get for free at the App Store?

Alright, I spent a few hours on CounterSocial, a few observations… The name itself, CounterSocial, hmm? The interface is not user friendly. I see no gif availability. Doesn’t work with iPad. Fuck it, I’m just gonna shave my head and rub avocado all over myself.