they say i’m performative because i perform. see you at regionals : )

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If slicedown has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Slicedown has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Slicebum has only one fan then that is me. If Sliceclown has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Slice, then I am against the world.

must nerf psychiatrists next patch maybe buff self care methods or something

Mecmeno (BR player in AMER regionals today) was unable to get back into client after the 1st game today. It has been over 90 minutes - I do not know the exact issue (Portuguese stream) but based on available info it looks like his IP/ISP might blacklisted??? poor guy.

Slicedown did, in fact, make it to day 3 of week 1. Tune in to see if he makes tier 1 tomorrow!

TLDR of current internet drama: Narcissist grown man throws tantrums over 3 years (alleged sexual assault, psychological and domestic abuse, stalking, harassment, and threats of blackmail) because his girl is better than him at her job

To honor the jungle goat Peanut, I will follow through this November

Today I learned that Paris arrondissements have names, not just numbers.

With Americas TFT Regional Finals in 1 hour, here is my tierlist of the players who have qualified to Set 16 Pro Circuit. Please do hold me accountable on costream xdd

Surprises from day 1 of regionals: cmb9, me1stor8th, dehua drop nukes and perform better than expected, while fan favorites setsuko, bopster and Wasianiverson tragically go out in day 1. (Doing this to keep myself accountable for my tierlist)

Apologies I owe from Day 2 AMER Regionals: Shaco and cmb9, I wasn’t really familiar with your game. Let's go Brazil!!! dehua the underdog buff is real. Actual demon (please hit challenger this set) Surprises: Dishsoap goes out in 9th and non of the NA big 3 make worlds