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Man I totally forgot this happened 😭 “Hurts to DeSean Jackson” feels like such a a fever dream

12z EURO AI on board as well. This weekend I’ll be getting all my gear together for the season as we begin to trek to the magical date 8/20. 🛎 *Please note that a model run far out is low confidence of occurring. Ensembles are better 7-10 day range. This just eye candy.

The lady in the car behind me is so mad right now because she can tell I’m swiping on tinder and driving

Here we go folks. EC threat 8/17-8/20

THE SUMMER OF SCHWARBS CONTINUES

Kyle Schwarber is unbelievable!!

My 25 year old buddy just asked me what monogamy was. Should I be worried or happy for him?

Fuck you max kepler

$55 million a year to swing the bat four times a game for the next half decade. I don’t give a shit. Get it done. Philadelphia Phillies John Powers Middleton

4️⃣0️⃣

It’s a Monday in August and it sounds like the World Series Baseball means more in Philadelphia

“They’re gonna live forever in Phillies folklore” -Kruk

Me and the boys staying up after hours to get extra hinge reps in. Sleep is for the week. Kobe stayed in the lab after hours, we should too. #mambamentality

My 10pm bedtime reminder on my phone is really a reminder to swipe on hinge before bed

Did I mention I love hinge?

I introduced my buddy to hinge tonight. Took him about 3 hours to fill out 3 prompts. But within minutes of swiping, he was addicted. He actually signed up for a subscription too. Does this make me an influencer? Ambassador? Hmu Hinge

My buddy is addicted

I’m going to write a book about dating apps and I’ll call it “hinge unhinged: swiping for love or swiping for likes”

My jeep wave game was on point this morning. Didn’t miss a single wave #gang