Announcement for the stragglers! I’m bad at keeping secrets, so I’m so happy I can finally say I wrote for Borderlands 4 game. I’m really excited for y’all to experience all the goofs we cooked up!

Was looking over the Borderlands 4 skill trees and I still don’t think Gearbox has fully gotten over Half-Life

vegetables if they were scared of lungs: 🥦🥒🍆🌽🥔🍅🫜🫑 ^ AAAAAAAaaAAaAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁🫁 🥦 < this would be scary if it hapende in real life ⬆️ broccoli testimonial

u can be unemployed and chronically online which is bad. you can also be employed and chronically online, which cancels itself out. employed people who are chronically online are the closest things to angels

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On September 10, 2025, my friend, Charlie Kirk, died. He fucking died.

to those Etsy Witches

charlie kirk: "bla bla something something gang violence I hate trans people and women" some guy with a rifle at UVU:

twitter is still the best app when there’s crazy news and it’s not even close unfortunately

what was "The Incident" at your college campus

unfortunately none of your tweets will be as funny as when trump inevitably insinuates he's more manly for surviving a gunshot

This weeks Fortnite Friday has been postponed indefinitely

i up that K on charlie if he irkin me

This being one of the most important films of the decade

the smile never leaving her face as she recounts the story who is this diva

This Is Lowkey Apple’s Best Feature

thot daughter could not be reached for comment

got radicalized by grandayy and cowbelly