I wear my heart on my sleeve and my politics in my Twitter Likes.

Just got to the movies and thinking about pulling the ol’ “popcorn trick.” *forgetting my wallet and making her buy the popcorn

“I don’t want to Adult today!” ~ A dolt

Caught the opening of the #GRAMMYs. Really cool seeing the Hollywood audience kick the show off with a standing O-zempic!

If you’re a real artist, let’s hear you drop a freestyle on the spot to the wrap-it-up music #GRAMMYs

If the Chiefs lose, it’ll be an absolute Travis-Tay! #SuperBowl

I made a documentary on the Charlotte Hornets very first season a few years ago and interviewed lots of players, media, and personnel from that ‘88-‘89 season. Robert Reid stood out especially as kind, thoughtful, charming and insightful. He was a terrific subject. I hope you get

“OKC! OKC! OKC!” ~Oklahoma City Thunder Fans “OK… C. OK… C. OK… C.” ~My Parents Reading My Report Cards

JD Vance is rumored to have had sex with a couch. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the cushy…

“Man, I would kill to get a decent role these days,” vents Vaughn.

Gonna open a vegetarian Greek restaurant just so I can use the slogan, “Never Meat Your Gyros!”

Not a spoiler, but I heard the end of the Mr. McMahon documentary is allegedly pretty shitty.

Big year for dorks winning by unanimous decision.

Sunburned from Golfing = Fore! Skin

“Baby Oil” sounds like an all-female group Diddy would have produced.

🎶 All I Do is, “When? When? When?” No Matter What! 🎶 ~DJ Impatient Khaled

Ignoring every Super Bowl party invite I got. Happy Super Bowl Shun Day!

If the Chiefs lose, it’ll be an absolute Travis-Tay! #SuperBowlLIX

I'm so lazy, I won't even jog my memory.

I love Bob Dylan, but did I watch the Chalamet biopic? That would be A Complete Ummm No. #Oscars2025