we should all be this excited about life

No I didn’t eat enough protein today but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE! I MEAN I CAN, AND I WILL, OBVIOUSLY. BUT I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE!

i dream about ireland like it’s white wakanda

pirocas confusas perdem bcts incríveis

my friends are annoying as fuck

Please dont make me pay rent im beautiful

the lion doesn’t wanna do this anymore

Even at my most evil I’m considerate

You ain’t watch the show fr

looking at the amount of clean underwear i still have left in my suitcase and feeling proud that i didn’t piss myself every day on vacation like i guess i had planned to when i packed

I can’t catch a fucking break

things are often chopped and cooked before they’re served and ate

WHAT IS HAPPENING

no words

Friendship breakups be funny because how you give your ex 29 chances but not me.

my goal for June is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

Computer stop pretending to be my girlfriend for a sec: What is the oil capacity of a 2003 Honda Accord. Ok resume being my girlfriend

dandelion tea be tasting like straight dirt

good grief