I'M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR (OH) SAID, "I'M FINE, " BUT IT WASN'T TRUE I DON'T WANNA KEEP SECRETS JUST TO KEEP YOU AND I SNUCK IN THROUGH THE GARDEN GATE EVERY NIGHT THAT SUMMER JUST TO SEAL MY FATE (OH)

I find most of you to be genuinely interesting. And I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like.

The BVU Women’s team fired 348 yesterday at Simpson’s Spring Invite to finish in 2nd Place as a team. Both freshman Brooke Stellmaker & Naomi SchraderBachar had career low rounds on the day! Way to go ladies 👏🏻⛳️

That's my teammate!!

Top performances for Buena Vista Golf at the Storm Spring Invite on Wednesday. The women's team had a second place finish at 348 and the men finished in 5th at 306. #BeaversBuild #rollriversMGOLF #rollriversWGOLF #d3golf

Spring is in the air, but it's never too late to celebrate our winter sports ⚔️ #BuildingChampions

🚨Another week, another personal best! 🚨 Freshman - Brooke Stellmaker - fires a 2nd round 76 (+4) to shoot the lowest 18 hole score for BVU Women’s Golf since 2006-2007 and take 3rd place individually at the Mount Mercy Invite - Hard work pays off!! ⛳️

The sun last night over where we crossed The G.L.O.A.T. in Wisconsin from the fires in Alberta.

Nearly half of our 391 students who earned baccalaureate degrees Saturday graduated with honors, and it was certainly a gorgeous day for celebration! ☀️🎉 View a complete album of more than 200 photos at facebook.com/AugustanaSD.

Swimmer --> Swammer :,)

Teams need traditions. I don’t care if it’s: Birthday swims. A specific cheer. A saying. But every strong culture has pillars that stay through the generations. What’s yours?

Today is a sad day. Newspapers that I poured so much of myself into, the Hutchinson Leader and Chaska Herald /Chanhassen Villager will be no more later this month. These papers were staples of the community, and the readers they served. The newspaper was community.

ESPN has had the NBA since 2002. But Iowa-UConn's Final Four matchup was the network's most-watched basketball game—men’s or women’s, pro or collegiate—ever.

This being only three years ago is UNBELIEVABLE!

Let the journey begin. Roll Storm! ⚡️🫶🏻

FAITH + THE 50 FREE: Augustana Swimming & Diving Bryn Greenwaldt has been a standout athlete from day one with Augustana Vikings, but not even she could have guessed where all that success would lead her. #MidcoSports x #MidcoMAG | Bryn Greenwaldt | NSIC | Augustana Track/XC

Great meeting tonight! It was great to get to know some of the team and get excited about next year! ⚡️

Happy 4th of July to Jason Lezak 🇺🇸

It’s time to make dual meets more fun. “That’s how we’ve always done it…” “That’s just the way things are…” “There’s no reason to try anything new…” **** that. Let’s shake things up. During the 2024-25 college swimming season I’ll be heading to EIGHT college swimming dual