A phone call from ma mom ,Ronald are you in town or home en told her “home mom. and she was like bayiye amagye mukibuga so I called to check on u .
At hug up tym she said Webale kuba mwana mulungi notegoba nabasirikale
Me:😂🤣🤣🤣 wabula tereraaa

Does this mean am mummy’z boy?

Safety tip number 1.

Anytime you go out to chill,Do not sit with your back facing the entrance.
Always find a spot where you can be seeing the entrance door 👌

Boys purchase meat, Men go hunting.

Musilamu wadala😂…. Naye oba abaana basoma 😂

When she says don't stop but you already got a muscle pull

Maama wo yasuze mu night prayer nga akusabira ofumbirwe.
Gwe wasuze mu baala nga ofuuwa Sisha nga wetega ofune akuwasa.
Whatever works first, works.😀

Someone sent me this. What does it mean?🤭

Justine Nantale🇺🇬 Ebyo nebyawe

And by the way some of us social media is just one way we relieve stress the same way some of you drink, smoke, cheat on your partners etc

So incase you judge us according to what we post thats on you!😌

This man of God. I remember there's a time I was very ill dat I couldn't even walk on my own and he was preaching on TV, when he started releasing his anointing to viewers allover the world, I instantly gained strength to crawl and reached the TV remote and I switched it off.

Kano kali katya bantu bange 🌚

You’re now old enough. Stop urinating on yourself while bathing 🛀

I'm grateful that my relationships end with nothing more than pictures. You are there being left with matching clothes,kids,matching tattoos,kids,promise rings,kids,debts,kids,traditional healer membership and not forgetting kids.

*everytime I see an avocado*

Did you know Full figure and pastor kakande once worked together to fake miracles😂

I can't tell the time from an analog watch at first glance.
Give me a few seconds to calculate and please stop standing over me….That's if this watch I'm wearing even works.

Okay look, who even asks for time in this era? You know what, don’t stress me in this heat
Bye 👋 😄

While many girls want me, the girl I want does not show interest in me😫😫😫
But what’s wrong with life and with you Justine Nantale? 😭😣😔😞😒

Men
Its a nother day & another chance to work hard and grind for your goals. Don't be a guy who's good at sounding smart but hasn't done anything with his life.

Wakeup and try again today.
Don't lose it, you can make it💪

Me and my desk mates 10 minutes in a chemistry lesson.😂

Gabriel buule yeyagadde omwaka guno. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥