Rudy Gobert about ready to buy a used motorcycle and just drive out toward the horizon

I often think about how on mtv cribs Carmelo Anthony had a painting of himself holding a basketball back-to-back with Jesus holding the earth *like* a basketball both standing in a pool of blood

One of the funniest parts of Big Trouble in Little China is when Jack, who has been hanging out with his Chinese friends in Chinatown the entire movie, gets into the elevator and looks at the lettering on the buttons and says “what is that Chinese or something??” lol

They’re both giggling and shit this is going to suck so bad. Can only pray Mike glitches out and accidentally murders him live on Netflix

Always guilty in the eyes of the law, never in the eyes of Allah

Cosmopolis/Megalopolis doubleheader

This looks so fuckin sick

Looking through my browser tabs for a specific recipe I saved

That Cronenberg x Cassel connection🔥

Saying you like a wine because of its rich meat and leather is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Going to start saying that all the time

Thankfully I live in America where these things would never happen

'Agricultural Jihad' im adding that shit to my vocabulary IMMEDIATELY

It’s helpful that James Woods often played sleazy pieces of shit so it’s easy to still enjoy his back catalogue of work

This is like watching a clip of NBA Live on PS1

He’s got a point they don’t have a no hammocks sign

Yep that’s baby Anthony Hopkins alright

(Old man whittling a stick on a patio) Round here we keep our nudes in our profile. Just like we always done

Surprising my wife by waking her up and telling her how much I love her French toast and asking if she’ll make me some

Happy Mother’s Day