Soon as I saw TINASHE singing the national anthem tonight, I knew the San Francisco 49ers were winning. 😏 #BangBang

⬇️ TODAY IN HIP-HOP ⬇️

2004: Mac Dre passes away

Rest In Peace 🕊

THIS 👇🏾👇🏾

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

When you know you know

Man, some people take social media way too serious.

Her: “why didn’t you like my pic?”

Me: “I didn’t like your pic.”

🤷🏾‍♂️

If she can’t take the shit talking and roasting at the family functions, and if she can’t dish it back…she ain’t the one.

Great ending to a great weekend

I just shed a thug tear. Get in the car and I tell my son he’s in charge of Music. He gets his phone and pandora starts. I ask him what station he picked and he says “90s and 2000s Bay Area Slaps of course.”

From this morning around 4:30AM. I mean…does it get any better than this??

I’m the one that will flirt with you until you wanna make plans and hang out. Then I’m done. I just wanna make sure I still got it. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Y’all aren’t losing friends and finding peace, no one wanna be your friend cause you’re the problem

Me: pulls up my mask when random weirdo gets too close.

Random weirdo: “why are you wearing a mask you sheep?”

Me: “cause either your breath or body odor just burned my nose hair”

Random weirdo: 😶

Them: when are you leaving Hawaii or at least coming back to visit??

When this gets old…

one day I post 10 stories and the next I disappear for 2 months.

Her: “you should really get some crystals and stones for protection.”
Me: “you keep your crystals, I’ll keep my gun”

I’ve been left on “read” for 2 days
#WhatDidISay 🤷🏾‍♂️

How you gonna be mad at me for some shit YOU did to ME?! 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

hell yeah sex is amazing, but have you ever made someone laugh when their world was falling apart

These gas prices going up and I’m just gonna say this, if you ain’t my real fam or friend, I ain’t coming anywhere to just “kick it.” #DontShootTheMessenger #BoutThatActionBoss #YouKnowTheDrill

The way I’ve been the “rebound” guy the last year and a half, they should be calling me Dennis Rodman. I ain’t complaining though. Lol. They’ve all been fun while they’ve lasted. 🤷🏾‍♂️😂