Jurassic Park + Pee Wee Herman = perfection

65° and raining outside

*deep sigh*

About the most revealing detail imaginable.

In POLITICO interview, Buttigieg delivers a response to the Harris book that is dignified, restrained – and also quite stinging From Adam Wren & Lisa Kashinsky politico.com/news/2025/09/1…

This is my quant

What’s your longest microwave run?

She probably didn’t vote for it because she’s not a member of Congress.

What our MVP Kamala Harris was really thinking during that presidential debate…

FYI there are more of us that said no to the Riyadh comedy festival in Saudi Arabia. Here’s the offer I got back in July

Key & Peele breaking character is the absolute best 😅

Once again I’m reminded, trust is gained in drops and lost in buckets.

DC politicians like John Cornyn promised to lower costs, fight for families, and drain the swamp. Now they’re trying to gut healthcare for millions to cut taxes for their donors — even shutting down the government to do it. If you feel conned, you have a place in this campaign.

New: James Talarico announces raising more than $6.2 million—what his campaign says is the most a Senate candidate of either party has raised in their first quarter in Texas history. He started with no rollovers and $0 in his Senate campaign account. He did it in three weeks.

“Welcome to channel threeHeeeee”

the amc employee leading me out of the 5 hour Wicked double feature

People are being robbed. The answer to that is not shame or anger. The answer is empathy and compassion.

🔊TURN DOWN THE VOLUME Californians don't want to hear commercials at a volume any louder than what they were previously enjoying their program at. I just signed legislation enforcing this regulation across streaming platforms.

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Universal childcare is a net benefit for the working class of New York City. ANDREW CUOMO: Mamdani’s inexperience will lead us to ruin. CURTIS SLIWA: During a trip to the sewers in 1989, I was stabbed with a sai by Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.