i was keeping track of “hey big guy”s last night, happy Pride to us all

happy Pride month from your favorite queer boy who thinks baking is a personality 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (i made this with a champagne Swiss buttercream btw because gays lovvvve bubbles)

British people have stupid names for so many things but they really went off with “sun cream.” i like that one.

i like outdoor Sunday Pride stuff the most because i can wear sunglasses that camouflage my hangover

fan clacking to a taylor swift song at pride, what are we even doing

i witnessed kink at pride and everyone was fine

really proud of you all for being weird and gay, but first and foremost weird

everyone is saying bisexuals can only celebrate half the month 😭 they’re wrong though, bisexuals and their straight partners are valued members of the LGBTQIA community and they can celebrate the entire month (but only with 50% enthusiasm)

sometimes my parents send me photos of our puppy and i almost cry. LOOK AT HIS FACE 😭

another shirt shrunk in the washer so i’m just gonna start wearing it like this now

anyone mind if i skinnyfish for a minute this morning? xo 💋

some of you are From Atlanta Teorgia

he’s kind of great in Smile 2! and that’s ittt 🙃

i like a lot of Ti West’s work, but he was operating on all-timer levels with The House of the Devil. i’m biased because it’s everything i love and was basically made for me in a lab, but truly how could you watch it and not grin ear to ear for 90 minutes?!

because the first one was so great 🫥

hahahaha this is genuinely funny, great job everyone

i love Andy but i don’t choose straight men

does anyone want to admit they’re in love with me? just for research purposes.