Santa is a Teamster

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.

congrats to the hr rep who successfully convinced this guy that “you can never be alone with a woman under any circumstances” was actually a company wide thing.

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Incredibly funny to make a movie where a guy has to do that voice the entire time.

This is much better. Clear & honest. No bullshit about fentanyl or WMDs. The US is gearing up for war against Venezuela because it wants to install a regime that is more friendly to US capital. Same story of liberalization by force as it’s always, but finally more transparency.

I like in a nonfiction book when all the sudden there's a big break for a pictures section. The author's like "oh by the way these are the guys I was telling you about."

Ho, Ho, Ho! I Started Dating Mrs. Claus When She Was 14!

Big Chungus has been around longer than Israel

The public should never, ever pay for a stadium. Sports owners are billionaires. They can afford to pay the players. They can afford to pay for stadiums. They can afford to pay for everything - they're billionaires.

he said “i saw you there too!”

Socialize cost. Privatize profit.

Football should be played outside on grass fields

One tragedy of the contemporary United States is that there are so many young people who feel they are living meaningless lives while they can see there is so much meaningful work that needs to be done. Decaying infrastructure, drug addicts everywhere. These problems can be fixed

Sean Padraig McCarthy Black Panther poster