Don’t say that, Elon. Now we won’t be able to piss people off…

We have no Black Friday sale here at Just Coffee. Not because all our coffees are already €2 and it’s difficult to do better than that, but because WE’RE NOT IN THE FUCKING STATES AND WE DON’T CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING YOU MINDLESS IDIOTS!!!

We have a new sister shop. It’s called Just A Fiver. Everything a fiver or less. We are much cooler tho. And our Twitter account is much better.

Today was our busiest day so far in Just Coffee. I guess people are waking up and smelling the (€2) coffee! They realise they are being taken advantage of by most coffee retailers such as Bigbucks, Costafortune, Frank and Dishonest and more! It’s time to get real!

All the activists protesting the #costofliving crisis in town today are welcome to come down to us for your coffee. You won’t have too much to give out about when you see all our coffees are €2! #costoflivingprotest #dublin #justcoffee

In order to be able to sell coffee at €2, we need to slash our cost base at every opportunity. As such, we are now providing advertising space on our cups. This means the advertiser pays for the cups so we have one less cost to worry about! #justcoffee #2euro

Black Friday is a load of unadulterated shite. Here at Just Coffee, you get a great deal EVERY DAY as all coffees are €2.

Christmas greetings from Just Coffee…

Just Coffee will finish up for Crimbo on Xmas Eve at 3pm and we reopen on Mon Jan 2nd. Don’t worry, you won’t have to be ripped off by Bigbucks and Costafortune for too long. Our €2 coffees will be back soon. We hope we saved you a few bob in 2022 and we’ll do the same in 2023!

Think that’s the three young wans who do be around this area asking us if we sell Coke. We tell them - No Coke. Just Coffee.

The people have spoken. We have gone to the dark side. We are now doing Cadbury Ireland Purple Snacks for €1 with your €2 coffee. You’d swear we were a bleedin charity in fairness. Call into us on Slaney road, Glasnevin from 7-3 daily. #justcoffee #2euro #dublin #glasnevin

Wilson’s Hospital School has nothing to worry about! Enoch has found out that all our coffees are €2 so he hightailed it over to us here in Glasnevin! #justcoffee #2euro #coffee #enochburke #dublin #ireland

WE ARE NOW SELLING PRIME IN JUST COFFEE GLASNEVIN. THEY ARE ONLY €2 A BOTTLE. GET DOWN QUICK GUYS! If you believe that you believe anything. We don’t do Prime. We do JUST COFFEE. All coffees €2. #prime #drink #justcoffee #dublin #2euro #coffee #glasnevin

People coming up to us looking for Prime need to learn how to read! Just Sayin. Just Coffee. xxx

Great to see Achill featuring in today’s The Irish Times. Thanks Caroline Madden for the piece. #Achill you’re on a roll! ❤️

Happy Riding! #ValentinesDay #JustCoffee #Dublin

Another happy camper…

The sky over Dublin tonight was just soooo beautiful! #Auroraborealis #NorthernLights #Ireland

This is terrible. It’s total insanity. It’s cruel. It’s unfair. It’s thieving bastardry. Imagine charging €4 for a coffee!!! Here at Just Coffee all coffees are €2.