Wow. "Better than Shel Silverstein." "One [of the] best-written children's books I've ever had the pleasure to read." Thank you, Betsy! This is a DREAM review. And not a normal anxiety dream. The wonderful kind of dream I hear others often have. Take THAT, voices in my head!

What a stupid quote. If any other showrunner is ever subjected to the horror of being forced to hire 5 great writers they don't want, DM me and I'll happily take them off their hands.

It’ll be a whirlwind couple months, but excited to announce my WORLD TOUR for MY HEAD HAS A BELLYACHE. There's bound to be a reading near you! Come watch me make a sweaty fool out of myself at the phenomenal ANNABELLE'S BOOK CLUB on Ventura in Studio City, next Saturday @ 2:30!

October 12th... #Frasier has reentered the building. deadline.com/2023/08/frasie…

It’s not the sieve like offer that bothers me. It’s the arrogance that comes with every move they make. They need to stop with the “we’re doing you a favor” rhetoric when we’re the ones who sowed their riches. It’s the paintings hanging in the Louvre. Not the walls they hang on.

Next month, Chris Harris will be stopping by to read and sign his hilarious new book of poetry, My Head Has A Bellyache and More Nonsense. ⁠ The IN-PERSON storytime will take place on Saturday, September 16 at 12:30 PM. Learn more at childrensbookworld.com/event/meet-aut…!⁠

A handy guide for poets and language lovers! May need further explanation of kennings and neologisms, though. #poetrycommunity #kidlit

A POEM ABOUT SNAKES IN WHICH WE TRIED TO USE ACTUAL SNAKES FOR EVERY LETTER "S," BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE SNAKES AREN'T COOPERATING* * Not to be confused with the poem of the same title by Lord Byron #myheadhasabellyache #kidspoetry

Need a good laugh? (Who doesn't?) Not a giggle - a real belly roar! MY HEAD HAS A BELLYACHE by Chris Harris & kidlitart Andrea Tsurumi. Fun 4 Family #storytime (but don't tell kids it's #poetry!)

Saving this treasure for my kid in AP Lit.

Tomorrow! Unless you're reading this tomorrow, in which case: Today!

Last week I got to give away hundreds of copies of a certain ridiculous book through the Bookstormer Foundation, an awesome charity providing much-needed books to kids in lower-income areas. Read more--and consider donating--through the link below: bookstormerfoundation.com

At last night's #frasier screening with the family. Can't wait for folks to see it next week on Paramount+!

More dates for my WORLD TOUR for MY HEAD HAS A BELLYACHE... I’ll be everywhere on the planet from Manhattan all the way to Brooklyn! This Saturday and next. Please spread the word to anyone with grade-schoolers—and if you know any kids who’d like to read with me, message me!

Happy November the 2nd! #myheadhasabellache #kidlit #kidspoetry

Tomorrow! #myheadhasabellyache Books Are Magic

One of my favorites from I’m Just No Good at Rhyming by Chris Harris (Chris Harris), who never fails to crack me up! #poemsforkids #kidlit #poetry