Man it’s awfully hard to drive with these damn eclipse glasses on

Dune blows

Has anyone ever snuck whippits into a movie theater? Looking for advice.

Monkey lights its balls on fire

Imagine how good Donald Trump would be as a defensive coordinator

Hrämen

Feeling generous today in honor of #Sungjae2024

How about a giveaway?

Be following, like and retweet this post,
and I might be sending one of these JDX Apparel Sungjae Im printed hats of your choice to you!

The drawing will be at noon EST Thursday. 🇰🇷

How it feels to chew 5 gum

Bill McCoshen Are related to Cale Mccoshen? If so, please follow me and DM me. I have his wallet! Found it in the streets.

Epstein Island but miners instead of minors

I’ve about had it with these damn Houthis! You have gone too far, fucking up my January 6th gift exchange was the last straw. I’m hopping on the next flight to the Middle East to put an end to this nonsense!!

If you get molested by Stephen Hawking, that’s on you

BREAKING: Newly released Jeffery Epstein documents include big names, but none bigger than Sister Jean who has visited the island a shocking 73 times between 1902 and 2017.

Sober

Although it may seem untraditional, a nightcap at the local tiddy is very festive. Nothing embodies the Christmas spirit like firing ones at single mothers. When you break it down you are giving back to the less fortunate and that’s what Christmas is all about.

Fixed it

September 11, 2001

Since when can you not bring soup through TSA?

If you want to see the hottest girls you ever seen in your life go outside in the middle of the working day. Yesterday I went into the office in the middle of the day and the streets were filled with mommy broads walking the streets with absolutely zero agenda and nothing to do

Firebomb lambeau.