Not so fun fact: this goes both ways! Turns out everyone wants their spouse to be “on”

125-140IQ is probably the worst IQ you could have. literally anything else is better

You can’t do anything with 125-140 IQ, Greg. 125-140 is a nightmare. Dumbest smart person alive. The world’s least impressive autist. The most mediocre former gifted kid on the planet.

"if everybody is unique, no one is" are u dumb? u just said everybody is unique

ewww u hate women? eww so cringe oh my god are u for real? u hate women? what about ur mother? ew ew ew

"I'm fat and I'm not going to heaven" the president is going through his luteal phase

what happens if u have a time machine and u go back to before u were conceived and u get ur mother pregnant (by accident)

that's it. I'm gonna start nutmaxxing. become zinc pilled. big load appreciator. rocket takeoffs enjoyer

every single person I've ever met who claim "they never lie" lie all the time. the most dangerous part is that they actually believe themselves. in their world, they're "not actually lying"

God cooked extra extra hard when he made my wife

it's hard out there for sensitive young handsome men

this shit slaps so hard

For sale: Bible, never read

everytime they don't check me at self check out i think wow i could've gotten all this stuff for free im such an idiot

everything in life is about putting things down and picking them up. are you picking up what i'm putting down? am i putting down what you're picking up? are you picking me up when i'm put down? or putting me down in your pickup?

everything in life is about picking things up and putting them down. once you realize this you will be mega rich, super successful, and happy beyond your wildest imagination

he really is the first female president

you get one opportunity to have sex with yourself. a perfect clone. just once. nobody will ever know unless u tell them. everything around it is perfect, exactly how you want it. do you do it? why/why not?