I don't know who needs to hear this, but- *hums a solemn tune, one whose wordless melody recalls those days when you used to look up at the rain and smile, glad to inhabit a world filled with endless wonders*

Did you know? The green light was actually a hallucination planted in Gatsby's head by a conclave of alien psychiatrists, interested in how yearning for past loves drives men towards suicidal desperation. Fitzgerald considered them 'too interesting' to include in the text itself.

What idiot called them 'werewolves' and not 'they got that dog in 'em'.

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Turns out there’s a political cost to aiding the genocide of Palestinians. Giving Israel a blank cheque & ignoring massive protests led to this point. Also not being “the bad guy” isn’t enough to beat the far-right. A radical, positive vision is needed & Labour should take note.

Maybe *this* time we will learn that imploring people to choose the lesser of two evils does. Not. Work.

The ending of Conclave, a somber and elegiac masterpiece of a film, seems a little far-fetched now.

Can you 'quit' something you weren't doing in the first place?

Conclave is great if you feel like there haven’t been enough shots of people putting reading glasses on in recent films.

Truly one of the most mystifying quotes I’ve ever encountered

DEMOCRATIC CENTRISTS: If you like your employer provider Healthcare, you can keep it- LUIGI MANGIONE: *etching 'Deny' onto the surface of a bullet* Hold my beer.

[Bill Simmons voice] Brady Corbet is like the James Harden of directing. The talent/skillset are remarkable and you can even make the case, from a filmmaking standpoint, that for 3 quarters there are very few guys you'd rather have, but in the 4th quarter you just can't trust him

Genie Tip: If you want to be happy, wish for the genie to bring you w/ him into his lamp. He is an attentive lover. Things are simpler here.

Girl, are you the Bible? 'Cause men keep misinterpreting what you say to support their own selfish agendas.