BREAKING: The Babylon Bee has obtained this exclusive, official, 100% real Gavin Newsom election ad.

Donald Trump doesn’t appear in public for two days. The left: He’s dead! Joe Biden doesn’t put a complete sentence together in 4 years. The left: He’s the smartest and greatest president we’ve ever had!

🚨BREAKING: The DC plane crash with the Blackhawk helicopter has now been investigated and the results are horrifying. The NYT is reporting that the DEI-era pilot was told multiple times to shift altitude and course and she refused. Now 70+ innocent people are dead…

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Stephen Miller: "You won't get an ounce of sympathy from this administration."

HUGE HUD to require proof of U.S. citizenship to receive section 8 housing benefits NOT A SINGLE PENNY OF OUR TAX DOLLARS SHOULD BE GOING TO ILLEGALS

The Federal Reserve cannot credibly regulate banks and tell Americans they're guarding against mortgage fraud when one of their own has committed mortgage fraud. We at @InvestAzoria were proud to be the only investment firm to file an amicus brief in "Cook vs. Trump" defending

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I can’t buy NyQuil without showing ID. I want US elections to be at least as secure as the damn NyQuil.

And ballots must be HAND-COUNTED ‼️

LABOR DAY 🤝 GOLDEN AGE President Trump’s protectionist trade policies have helped drive more than $8 trillion in new U.S. investment, creating hundreds of thousands of jobs.

Does anyone believe that the Federal Reserve Board is acting in the best interest of the American economy?

Now, even the media admits the signatures are real. At this point, Lisa Cook is doing great damage to the institution of the Federal Reserve.

🚨BREAKING: Pete Hegseth just announced an INTERNAL AUDIT of Bill Gates-founded company Microsoft's digital cloud system for being used by Chinese Nationals to hack the DoD systems.

This morning, I joined CBS to report the facts about Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Instead, CBS shamefully edited the interview to whitewash the truth about this MS-13 gang member and the threat he poses to American public safety. Watch for the part of my interview that CBS tried to

🚨 BREAKING: CBS just got caught DECEPTIVELY EDITING Kristi Noem’s answer on Kilmar Abrego Garcia, cutting out the fact he’s an illegal, wife beating, MS-13 member Apparently the $16 MILLION they paid out to Trump didn’t teach them REVOKE CBS’ BROADCAST LICENSE!

The Biden Administration gave a radical left NGO one billion taxpayer dollars to provide free round-the-clock 24/7 legal services to smuggled children who are almost all now missing. What did they do with the one billion?