Unexpected item in the payroll area:
Woolworths underpaid staff by $1.2 million, blaming overly complex awards system. Fortunately for management, they managed to pay all executives correctly, so swings & roundabouts.

The latest Liberal Party plan to attract more female voters. Sue the victim of rape for not being apologetic enough. Brought to you by the atrocious Dutton & Reynolds.

McDonalds has named a new happy meal after Bruce Lehrmann - no burger & fries, just the coke & ice.

Has anyone in the media asked Jen Morrison what she thinks of Justice Lee’s judgement yet?

Thrilled we no longer have to say ‘alleged’ anymore. Bruce Lehrmann - the rapist!

'Having escaped the lion's den, Lehrmann came back for his hat!' - Justice Michael Lee.

I noticed smartly dressed security guard Faraz Tahir patrolling at Westfield when I was there before the slaughter began. The only man killed. A hero who gave his life trying to protect Eastern Suburbs shoppers. A refugee and Muslim hero of his faith. Rest In Peace.

I shudder to think what Dutton & Ley will say about the Bondi Junction stabbing today. If and when a statement is published, you can bet it will likely be ugly & divisive.

I say thank you Justin Brash for making our lives so wonderful in our tiled room of stylish wit, whimsy and wonder.

And I only thought I drank vegetal martinis 🍸

Vietnam takes white collar crime very seriously. In fact, more serious that all western nations.

Full gape - “biscuits NOW!” #Xcats #CatsOfTwitter

We had the coldest night so far this year in Sydney yesterday (11C). The BabyCat desperately needed to snuggle. #Xcats #CatsOfTwitter

“Scott Morrison to aisle 26!”

It was bound to happen …