tip for code golfing: use "git push --fore" when you want to warn others that your garbage code is about to hit the remote

The useful thing about posting threads like this is that if you get roasted in the comments, it's usually by people who know what they're talking about

copilot: LGTM 👍

a clear labeling scheme is essential to a successful github project

it's unbelievable how much pain you can prevent during refactoring by using This Simple Trick (languages without zero-cost newtypes HATE him)

girl are you a correlated subquery because i'd like to get rid of you

Seriously what the fuck are these AI bros talking about? "the end of the year" is 7 months away. People are not going to stop using IDEs in 7 months. Lord have mercy.

my tolerance for ai threadbois has sunk so low that i just blocked one for having a spelling error in his tweet

Listen up, haters: you might think v just spends all day tweeting, but here I have proof that he works too:

Claude Sonnet 4 really is amazing 🔥

it never ends, folks here we lie at our wit's end, captured in a spaghetti stranglehold, choked by a spaghetti monster wielding a spaghetti leash, dragging us towards spaghetti hell, where there will be no meatballs and marinara sauce, only a vast, eternal sea of spaghetti

Found like 6 bugs today by fuzzing and half of them weren't even bugs in the thing I was trying to fuzz

why isn't every integer unsigned, like bro i trust that's a 5, you don't have to prove its authenticity to me

doing deep research with chatgpt

my code review toxic trait is: no matter how many hours I spend doing it, the end result is that I feel I have done nothing all day

js developers be like: Grok is this truthy