I think that instead of helicoptering our kids, we should be strapping parachutes on their backs made out of common sense, kindness, and courage. Then we teach them to jump.

Exploring the big open deserts with a monster V8 [🔊 on]

Its so fun with X's location data turned on, looking at the comments . . . all the asswipes screaming "GUN CONTROL!!!!" aren't American . . .

Me: Smut books are just as sexually immoral as porn. Women:

Idiots like this faking being American are being outed by X's new location data.

Falsely labeling non-violent people as “fascist” or “Nazi” should be treated as incitement to murder

Oh no...no no no.

It isn't anger, anger isn't the right word. Its worse.

so true

ALERT: Anyone who helps ICE identify and ultimately deport an illegal from Idaho gets FREE BEER FOR ONE MONTH at Old State Saloon!

My new fav mug

This is one is actually kinda true. It's yet one more thing about America that Europeans don't really quite understand. Europeans seem to by constantly aware, in the back of their minds, of all the other European nations their surrounded by, and what those other, slightly

Best Christmas tree ornament ever. 🎄

I'm thinking of a 'Monty Python,' joke here . . .

Anyone who does not realize this has been a marketing gimmick for literal generations is fooling themselves.

I blinked!

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