Well, that was a very quick way for Bijan Robinson to prove he was the real fantasy 1.01.

Saints should consider never wearing these jerseys again.

Ahh, so the whole Ogunbowale family is slumping in 2025.

For real though, if anyone has advice on second drafts, revision, the novel publishing world, agents, etc., I’d love to hear it. They don’t really teach you those things in poetry school.

Fact or Fiction? Biggest surprises coming out of Week 1 (via Justin Carter) rotoballer.com/fantasy-footba…

Going to have to take Carson Beck Heisman hype seriously, aren’t I?

oh we're in for a "THAT guy got a touchdown???" day

letting the thought of "my quarterback might not be as good as i may have hoped" in your head for the first time is maybe worst feeling you can ever have as a man

Wrote about the Texans. fansided.com/nfl/texans-fai…

I’ve written two sci-fi, cyberpunk-y stories & both got accepted the first time I sent them out. Might be time to start thinking about something longer in that vein.

Fact or Fiction? Biggest fantasy football surprises coming out of Week 2 (via Justin Carter) rotoballer.com/fantasy-footba…

Award names should not be this long.

Baby’s first Rothko.

YOOOOO, was not expecting a Best of the Net nom this year. Thanks, The Account! Here's the poem, for anyone who wants to check it out. It's got Diana Taurasi, jalapeno corn, & the birth of a child in it: theaccountmagazine.com/article/carter…