Small talk is awkward I’d rather get straight into talking about real shit Favorite dino…go!

Heads up, everyone! Our Brachiosaurus has decided that the best way to cool off is with a giant splash. Bring your raincoats!!!!!!!!

Hey parents, our Triceratops is in a bit of a mood today. She might be extra cranky. Keep your distance if you value your snacks!!!!!!

BRB, dealing with a tiny security breach. Apparently, our fences need to be slightly more dino-proof. Stay tuned! #Oops #DinoDrama

Today I learned that when a raptor says it’s “hangry,” it’s not a joke—it’s a full-scale emergency!!! 😟

BREAKING: Our Pterodactyls are practicing their swooping skills today. Hold onto your hats (and your snacks).

Heads up, everyone! The baby dinosaurs are napping. Please whisper... or risk being cuddled aggressively by a sleepy Parasaurolophus.

BREAKING: The Dilophosaurus has learned to spit water for fun. It’s harmless, but your new haircut may get an unexpected styling.

You couldn’t possibly know that

Letting the dinos out regardless of the outcome. Who gives a shit. im so done

I Hate My Costume Full Video: youtu.be/uEvzDFahrFs?si…

Hey everyone, our creatures are feeling particularly mischievous today. They love to play hide-and-seek, so be ready for some surprises!

Hey everyone, our creatures are feeling particularly mischievous today. They love to play hide-and-seek, so be ready for some surprises!

The T-Rex paddock will now have a new name: The Pepsi T-Rex Paddock Presented by Pepsi

JD Vance wouldn’t last a fucking minute here

We are not shutting down again.  Ever.  We literally don't give a rat's ass...

Please don’t tell us to close our park. We enjoy keeping it open and don’t mind the risky aspects of the business model.