I'm warming up to life in The Valley. It's been like months since I've been misgendered. Even when I am rolling up looking like hot garbage. Either I'm passing without trying, or people are cool. Also downtown Palmer is having a super cute Renaissance and I'm all about it.

Proud Manchildren

I gained like 10 pounds in the last week, I was really bummed out but I'm choosing to believe it all went to my ass and reframing it like that really helps.

Reading all these websites about having good nails and everyone says "your nails are not tools." Um. Pretty sure they actually are.

I'm probably going to catch some shit for saying this, but Metallica might be the worst band name ever. Like...did they just go with the most obvious choice and stop there without even trying?

Someone should do my eyebrows. Do I know anyone who does that sort of thing?

I want to eat so many things right now. I am not hungry at all. I want to lose weight. But I also want to eat a bunch of stuff even though I'm not even hungry.

You should all go to this super coooooool writing retreat in Sitka Tongassmist.com

Hello mooser

Fred Meyer is still holding my estradiol Rx hostage and I felt guilty about freaking out about it and then I realized...wait...does this mean I am officially PMSing? That's my excuse. I'm going to run with it.

You guys I bought a Subaru I'm a real Alaska queerdo now.

I'm guessing by the Passover selection that there aren't a lot of Jews in Eagle River. Who knew?

Watching My So-Called Life. Clearly they did not save the original film from this show and just went with the 1990s SD broadcast TV version. 😆 memorieeeees

I write a short story. About dumping a body. I would be honored if you would read it and consider subscribing to me on Medium! link.medium.com/8Xl47CWzsyb

My life and creative ventures have changed since I started this Twitter, and I'm considering a fresh start with a new Twitter. I'll let you know in case you want to migrate with me...