RT this, if you'd clean with no hesitation!

Casual conversations in my house about my excessive m@sturbation end up in huge accidental messes.

If women are allowed to dress like this in gyms, men also should be allowed a margin of error when messy accidents happen.

Don't know why I found squatting infront of mom bott0mless so humiliating but all my dirty white goo leaked out.

This is why u should not go to the landlords house after 9 pm. My toilet was broken so sissy me went to land lords house to complain about it. Had to have a 45 min conversation with him about everything with his lund on display while he had his evening drink.

The new FAP airlines has an open fap and M@sturbation policy in first class. Customers are even asked if they want to keep their clothes on or off? Its a very popular service but even now air hostesses get surprised when men J*rk each other off or even suck each other in public.

Sometimes it the view is sooooo good it becomes impossible for me to control my emotions.

My wife is so mean, she hired a new maid with big t*ts and a big a$$. on the first day she stripped me n@ked and showed her my 3 inch erect lulli, now this women treats me a beta boy and talks to me and my wife about the big c@cks she fucks on a daily basis.

When her son openly m@sturbates and eats his c@m in front of the entire family

When sissies in hostel's get nudist roommates with big black c@cks

When wife finds out on the night of the marriage that you eat your own c@m and have been eating it since you were young.

And this is how I eat a loppypop.....Rahul why do u have a wet spot infront of ur pants and what is that smell? it smells like.....OMG

her showing my mother how she tickles my pr@state with her fingers and makes me c@m without touching my lulli

latest trend is to make ur BF or husband naked and shove a thumb up his b*tt, if he get hard he is bi and you both have to go right away to a gl@ry hole. its a very nice trend

fuck did you just cum listening to stories about my ex-bfs and their big cocks? OMG are you really eating you own c@m. wow I know you said you ate your own c@m as its how ur mom has brought u up but still

When you agree to a mutual fap and he brings 6 of his friends.

Been watching my roommate sleep for the last 20 mins is this normal?

The fact that I told you that in college I f@cked 7 guys at one time and swallowed 7 loads of C@M did not disgust you but got you excited in very fishy......

Wife: Listen, we got to go to aunty's house for dinner please go to the toilet and m@sturbate, I know how turned on u get looking at her skimpy blouses and i dont want u to end up with an erection infront of my family again. Oh and pls eat ur c@m as i dont want a dirty bathroom