I have no words-

Everyone at this club was obsessed with Me (duh), but the owner was a weirdo, and the customers were boring, so I left.

I live in a 100+ yr old house, and there are ceiling fans in every room. Excuse Me, where tf am I supposed to put My pole?! I miss using it 😭

Just say you hate when women have standards, autonomy, and income. If that makes your dating life harder, you don't deserve to date at all. Go be a shitty partner to yourself.

I got promoted to Sous Chef, so now someone has to buy Me this beautiful knife. (Mandatory.) 🥰

it’s funny because I have always been the person who gets so much male attention yet I don’t care for it at all lmao.

How dare I be so hot tbh

Pick this bit of lint off My outfit with your teeth. The rest is on Fansly. 🩵

I only accept apologies in cash. That’s why it’s called accountability. It goes into my account.

I'm a manager at My vanilla job. Yesterday, I mentioned that I love when employees are taller than Me and have to look down to say "Yes, Chef" to Me. An employee immediately responded, "I'll get on My knees for you, if you want". I forgot which job I was at for a second there. 🤪

One time, I canceled a meet with a sub last minute, and he sent Me this from the restaurant. 🤣😭 This was years ago, and it still makes me cackle.

I know you didn't think you'd get foot and fuzz in one shot, for free. Get real. Oh, and Fansly saw it uncensored weeks ago.

ur so addicted to Me 🦋

I could ignore you for years, and you'd still spend every day dwelling on the thought of Me.

See?

Happy Labor Day, weenies.

Heading to the dispensary, and My total is coming out of your wallet! I 🩷 smoke sends. 🍃

Oh hi

On a quick little vacation, and so ready to spoil Myself. I'll be going home a new Me. 💫

Divine in nothing but My ducky shower cap