huku embu the last time tuliona baddie ilikuwa new years eve

That dust town called Embu is the only county unaweza zunguka whole day na hutaona any baddie ama European car.

Hata haikuwanga Githeri,ilikuwa mchele beans

Those women.

Hii system ndio tulikua tunapigana nayo last year but ukajiona mjanja Ona sasa.

Huko wasipokukula unatoka na chest infection ama malnutrition + skin condition. Any police officer who can help you will always tell you “Nipigie before ufikishwe station” because once the system gets you it’s a domino effect of bad luck & waiting.

CS health ni Duale???

Chirchir ata huwa haongei ama kuonekana, najua mdomo imejaa kabisaaaa...

30K Ingia Nyali 1500 SGR (3K Return) 650 to Nyali (1300 return) Bnb 2500*4(10k) Kula food locals( 4K) Local activities around (5K) If you drink KC Pineapple850*3(2,550) Bado uko na 4,150 ya ku spare Izo panda nazo tuktuk ukimove around Ama ongeza bag moja ya shtulu

I deleted this tweet last year but oh well

Karis Unakatia hadi headteacher

Leo nimekosa Avocado, i blame Ruto. Anyway, mwala nini???👀👀👀

Bois babako anaitwa Francis?

Alitoka Kiambu saa ngapi?

Geuka tuone work documents

Sins are being paid one by one.

Hey grok

Nelson Amenya Grok

Mama bar amesema nkunywe cup 🥲

Utaangusha baesa ya mathe wa bar Cuh 🤣🙏🏿