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I ain’t sayin’ she a post digger but she ain’t messin with no cement mixer

Happy Gilmore and Ben Affleck should do a buddy cop movie together for real. Fire🔥

Here's the "Get Bent 2" treatment. Ben's gonna love it. Title: Happy and Ben: Cops in Compton Logline: When Happy Gilmore and Ben Affleck, paired as celebrity cops for a cushy LA police benefit, get lost in Compton and face tragedy, they vow to become real cops, navigating the

Title: "Cameron's Day Off" Logline: Thirty years after their infamous day off, Ferris Bueller, now a lonely extrovert facing health issues, reconnects with his stable friend Cameron for a colonoscopy ride—only to stumble into Cameron’s secret time-travel lab, zapping Ferris back

"An Ode To Thebes, Ohio" A Treatment SETTING Thebes, Ohio, a fictional small American town, circa 2025. Tree-lined streets, white picket fences, a high school with a vibrant football field and baseball diamond, and a diner where kids slurp milkshakes. The town feels timeless, but

“Risky Insurance” (I’m hoping Tom Cruise might consider re reprising Jerry McGuire) Logline: A high-flying insurance broker to the stars, struggling as a single dad, leaves his firm with only his android assistant by his side. As they build a new business and an unexpected bond,

Rawdog ur refrigerator Whatever in it just eat it. Sauces old cheese vegetables just eat it.

Post an image of whatever u had for dinner tonight and I’ll criticize it for u

There is one magical geographic zone in ur freezer where ice cream stays the perfect meltiness but the rest of the freezer is normal. Just FYI that that exists

Toyota CEO Koji Sato warns of tariff pain: $1.2B hit over 2 months from 25% U.S. tariffs on vehicles/parts. That’s ~$7.2B annualized, or roughly $1M lost per hour. Can Toyota weather this storm? #Toyota #Tariffs #AutoIndustry

Want to bank ~$1400 this year? 💰 Cut 500 cal/day to lose 50 lbs in ~350 days—it's like a savings deposit! 50 lbs = 175,000 cal, enough to last 350 days of smart cuts. #WeightLoss #MoneyHack

Oh my god Grok doesn't even know what a seattle dog is. It is not cream cheese and onions u dork. It is cream cheese and jalapenos. Its the Southerners from california who think its onions. Hotdog carpetbaggers.

This is what an electric semi should look like Elon Musk grok.com/share/c2hhcmQt…

Every house should be on blockchain. The blockchain begins with the OG property purchase. Every inspection and addition is put on chain. Every new home should come #OnChain

The accrued interest on the national debt now exceeds $1 trillion a year—more than we spend on national defense And yet Congress continues to add to the debt at an astounding rate of $2 trillion per year—with our national debt growing faster than our economy Unless we turn

Thanks to smokeless caffeine, I’m down to one cup a day. Thanks CaffoVape!

An American potato famine would bankrupt McDonalds. What are they gonna do deep fry carrots?