After we beat COVID, I would like to circle back and re-educate to our internet experts of whatever they think they are, the difference between: -They’re, there, and their -You’re and your -We’re and were

we are celebrating rathas bday in san diego this year and going to this. this is your invite.

Some motherfucker drinking an adios said “yo play this shit on YouTube”. 😐😐😐😐

I haven’t downloaded any new music since May. I’m probably the worst working DJ as of now.

Everyone wanna test me today. Cool man.

Hey friends if you ever get married in the future, make sure to tell your salty ass aunties/uncles it’s not their wedding. #LETTHEDJWORK

I could really use a new Daft Punk album right about now 😢

You definitely getting a ticket if the cop is wearing these sunglasses

Over the weekend I was checked back into reality. I really thought DJing IRL is like riding back after a year of missing it. Welp, that wasn’t the case. I found myself lost. Didn’t know what to play to a crowd disappearing minute by minute. That shit fucked me up really bad. 🙁

.Julz Dela Pena pressing the cheat code

Hey newbuck twitch DJs…. If you’re gonna stream IRL… put the crowd in front of you first, not the 16 people in your chat. They didn’t book you. They ain’t paying your rate. And if you make more on bits than your rate… u might wanna re-evaluate.

There’s already enough well done R&B themed parties. Please, no more.

Credit score going down this holiday season. Worth it.

Daft Punk 97 at the Mayan on twitch right now is everything

DJs put away the Jordans, the dunks, or whatever y’all wearing. Get some ON!

Why is everyone selling their Coachella passes? Please tell me they’re not going to let those sick ass fits go to waste!

Give me the last hour of a closing set just to play all sing along R&B and love ballads. I don’t need headliner slots anymore.

Shut yo ALD wearin lookin ass up with them Drake requests at 9pm

When DJs say “last night was a movie”… is that in comparison to Avengers: End Game or Juwanna Man? I need clarification.

I like paper towels