Tried to turn on the teaching screen with my car keys this afternoon sooooooo yeah I’m sure today is the day I overcome the issues with the microcontrollers 😶‍🌫️

All three of the coffee shops near my job know me by name now 🙃

Not me and the other sober-driver girlfriend falling asleep in the garage before 11PM 🙄

Bitsexual

Going to NYC tomorrow to do some research for an AI and a robotics lab - obvs going to see the AI projects at Seidenberg School - any other people I could chat to or projects I could see?

The sweetest little lady you know also has the capacity to be the meanest person you’ve ever known in your life.

Every day that I work with teenagers, I thank the powers that be that we didn’t have smartphones when I was in high school. The kids are sitting silently, no messing around, all politely doing the bare minimum, no saying hi to each other, and it’s freaking me out

Been working on a robot with computer vision over at MakerspaceCT to bring to the game tonight!

My coworkers think I’m crazy for constantly sniffing robots, but I’m looking for clues!

#nogoatsnoglory sweating it out in the ballpark tonight!

Dear nursing home administrators, if you’re critically understaffed, SHUT DOWN UNTIL YOU AREN’T. I’d rather get a call from an admin asking me to come get my grandma than find out she hasn’t been fed because the kitchen staff didn’t show up.

My best friend and her child moved away and now I don’t have a child to take to cool science events and monster truck shows. I do not want a full-time child. Can I borrow someone’s for a couple hours every so often?

Do you want to live in a shed for 1350/month in the boonies of CT? ☠️ you’d need to be making $21 an hour, working full time to qualify for the shed

I took care of my grandma for the past two and a half years, helped her pass comfortably at home. It’s been two weeks since she could speak to me and I’m really starting to miss her.

Getting older is cool because you get confident enough to just ask for the things you need

It’s stupid how beautiful Iceland is. This is a fairy land - there’s no way it’s real

Connecticut can’t help but be the weirdest place on the planet. We really can’t help it.

It really pays to be a big fish in a small pond

On my way to do a back alley deal for a COLONOSCOPY PREP KIT with a receptionist I don’t know at a GI doctor I don’t go to because my insurance (who approved the colonoscopy) won’t approve the prep kit. So I actually don’t have a choice - I have to be a standup comedian now.