Snow globe stock better be 500,000

-Catherynne M. Valente

me rn

My top five was all showgirl

give jessie buckley the oscar #hamnet

my fellow millenials will feel this Aging Out of Fucks: The Neuroscience of Why You Suddenly Can’t Pretend Anymore blog.lifebranches.com/p/aging-out-of…

Meet Frank! He needs a home for Christmas! If you need a sweet, adorable tripod in your life, message me for more information! I’ll work with our shelter in Auburn, AL to get him to you.

I keep going to a certain reddit thread thinking how can they possibly refute this but they can and do latch onto all these other things with delusion. 🤦‍♀️ I need to just stop looking!

fuck shit up! fuck it up! up! up! up! up! up! up! up! up!

made a "what is this, a ____ for ants?" joke at work and nobody had any idea what I was talking about. #old #millenial

bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe man shut the fuck up. Let me know when Democrats create a $160B gestapo to shoot soccer moms in the face.

It annoys me so much when this dorkass loser does his whole Foghorn Leghorn "I'm just a good ole boy from the South who don't understand these elites" schtick with that syrupy drawl he puts on. John Kennedy is NOT from the sticks, and he ain't stupid. He comes from a long line

why do I have deja vu here

The Titanic, a ship that famously turned around.

same people who yell about their right to carry arms will use a person carrying a firearm as an excuse for them to be executed. stop looking for ideological consistency with these people. there are no gotchas. they don’t care.

And I can go anywhere I want, anywhere I want just not home…..

It's crazy that what would normally be seen as tiresome in the wake of a completely avoidable tragedy ("prayers") now feels like a progressive stance compared to the prevailing MAGA narrative which is "fuck them victims of state-sponsored extrajudicial executions"

this is my new text to invite friends to happy hour

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

I’ve talked about how hating cats is an extension of misogyny, but so is assigning negative traits to female cats (moody, mean, aggressive) and positive ones to male cats. Like it could not be any clearer.