The season hasn’t even started and I’m feeling flat already as we seem to be conducting a fire sale of our best players to clubs we need to be competing with. #NFFC

Posing on the bed in a midi #pleatedskirt and #stockings on a very wet #StockingSaturday

Someone asked me this. The answer is no, I have other colours too - red, pink, blue for example.

Someone asked me this. The answer is yes I do sometimes.

Hand over ID/credit card/photo to some random third party company or use VPN? Let me think about that for a nanosecond…

Behold! It is juliazilla… bow down or be destroyed by my spiky heeled boots!

Someone asked me this. The answer is yes and yes.

Juliazilla is on the rampage again, crushing entire cities under her cruel stilettos!

Air drops of food into Gaza are like trying to down an elephant with a peashooter.